Jun 11 2013
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- 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
- 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
- 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
- 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
- 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
- 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
- 3am: "FUCK."
- 4am: "FUCK."
- 5am: "OKAY."
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And this is why I find elephants so fascinating..hidden talents.
this elephant paints a better fucking tree than I do
(Source: divertingdiversions, via popping-thoughts)
Dec 13 2012
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Can’t handle this right now, laughing too hard. Found in the comments…
“James Blond in Casino L’Oreal”
“James Blond 007 in Live and Let Dye”
“James Blond 007 in Tomorrow Never Dyes”
“James Blond 007 in The Wig is not Enough”
“James Blond 007 in A Hue to a Kill”
“James Blond 007 in Dyed Manes are Forever”
“Q, get the shampoo ready. Somebody’s gonna dye tonight”
“James Blond in Dyefall”
“James Blond in From Russia with Dove”
“Straightened, not curled.”
And the winner in my mind after reading all of these…
“Dr. Nope”
this is seriously kryptonite for someone such as myself who laughs for hours at a simple pun
this is like the king of puns
From that time when Daniel Craig was Malcolm McDowell’s bag man in 1960s Soho.
Related: I would dearly love to watch Our Friends in the North with a roomful of rabid tumblr fans.
(via trumpy-fied)
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Do you understand how scary this picture is
god forbid a real person do real person things he wasnt just a robot who killed people jesus fucking christ
uh yeah its not like he killed and tortured six million jews or anything
Hold on just a tick. Listen, I’m Jewish, so I’m perfectly capable of understanding that what he did was just…..well, there are no words for it. There is nothing in this world that can truly and fully express that what he did was wrong. But let’s not round it up to simply Jews that got killed. It was six million people that died in those camps, not just Jews. Did you know that homosexuals were sent there, too? Yeah, I’m sure you did. They had to wear special little symbols on their clothes. Do you know what it was? It was a pink triangle.
It was six million PEOPLE.
But you let that roll over in your mind for a while and you are going to forever see this man as a monster, but that’s not what he was. He was someone who thought he was truly doing something right for his nation, no matter how shitty he was doing it. Believe me when I say that I don’t like him. I really don’t. My grandfather’s brothers died in those camps, and my grandfather escaped to Spain, then to Mexico. He was lucky.
This is not a monster holding hands with a little girl.
This is Adolf Hitler, a man, holding hands with a little girl.
Yeah. It’s fucking scary. It really is. Do you know why?
It’s because you’re seeing that he wasn’t, in fact, a monster. You’re seeing in this picture that he was a man. He was a man, and that’s really the saddest part of it all.
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(Source: satanel, via catching-idols)
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